Land of Nod's Chapter 2

Land of Nod's Chapter 1 was all about getting started. Here's Chapter 2, about how things can really take off, taken straight from the Land of Nod Website:

Chapter 2

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock.

Gordon Segal from Cate and Barrel.

Knock-knock.

Gordon-Segal-from-Crate and Barrel-who?

Knock-knock.

Gordon Segal from Crate and Barrel, who would like to help you take your fantastic products into The Land of Nod stores, increase your service and expand your product selection.

Knock-knock.

This must be some sort of joke, we said. But, of course, it wasn't.

Knock-knock.

And after much thought (and many long, boring meetings), we decided to open the door.

Knock-knock.

Today, we are partners with Crate and Barrel.

Knock-knock.

Tomorrow, we may have a store near you.

Knock-knock.

It's an exciting partnership.

Knock-knock.

A partnership, frankly, that's hard to knock.